Those who are cross-eyed are constantly calling Venus into question.
Women with small breasts usually have a neat array of champagne cups.
A bakery is a perfect place for ice-skating. Or – maybe better – flour-skating.
We’re in a new Ice Age. Where the fuck is Autumn gone?
Murphy laws should be studied in all Physics departments.
You watch the traffic and you know it’s a Friday.
At times it’s really hard to explain the notion of homonymy to Carabinieri. Other times it’s impossible.
The Lasagna is ready. See you!